già che ci sono un'altra cosa meravigliosa per chi capisce un pò di inglese...

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".........

 

Bellissima!

Comunque, per chi non lo sapesse, la parte quotata sopra corrisponde esattamente al motivo per cui in Vista non c'è più il pulsante "start"

 

non ci credo...ma che pagliacciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ce ne dev'essere di gente stordita in giro

 

Già, un sacco di persone hanno sempre rimproverato a Microsoft che fosse necessario premere "start" per spegnere il PC... vabbé

 

ahahahhaha :thumbsup:

 

potrei essere io

 

veramente divertwnte.Devo dire che non l'ho letto tutto ma è verametne spassoso

 

Non mi farò crescere una barbetta a pizzo

ma che diamine dice?!?!?!?

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CHE ERESIA!?!?!?

IL PIZZO E' FONDAMENALE!!! NON MI IMPORTA COSA FA SEMBRARE!!! xD

 

:thumbsup:

 

Davvero spassoso dall'inizio alla fine:

:thumbsup:

 

:thumbsup:

 

Fa ridere soprattutto se si pensa che sono cose vere

 

è normale.Il cattivo prima di uccidere il protagonista,parla per ore e ore rivelando tutto.Sarebbe meglio se il malgavio faresse fuori con un colpo il prot. e sarebbe bello un film dove per una volta vince il male

 

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Non saprei fare altro

Che forte!!!

 

Re: le 100 cose che farò quando saò signore del male

si è vero è eccezzionale!!! ragazzi leggetelo tutto che è veramente divertente!

 

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AHAHAHAHAH FORTE!!!!

 

troppo bello il testo in inglese.... sto ancora ridendo.... XD

(ora leggo anche quello sui cattivi)

 

hahahahahahahahahaha stupendi tutti e due

però se volete parlare con "Dio" andate su questo sito

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html